Machetes

Really good food that machete with all 10 feelings it’s definitely worth it . It makes you taste all the flavors they have . Very delicious !!

Machetes was an experience I wasn’t expecting—but it completely blew me away. Hidden and unassuming, this place is a true gem serving up some of the most impressive quesadillas I’ve ever had. While th... Read more

Machetes was an experience I wasn’t expecting—but it completely blew me away. Hidden and unassuming, this place is a true gem serving up some of the most impressive quesadillas I’ve ever had. While the menu offers a variety of options, the real stars are their three sizes of machetes—massive, flavor-packed quesadillas that steal the show. You can choose from The Machete, The Machete Jr., and The Machete Baby, each one filled with your choice of protein and topped to perfection. The toughest decision? Picking just one! I went with the Machete Jr. with carne asada, and even that felt massive when it landed on my table. A long, freshly made tortilla wrapped around perfectly grilled steak, stuffed to the brim with flavor. But what truly took it over the top was loading it up with every topping available, pickled onions, fresh cilantro, and all three of their house-made hot sauces. The first bite was out of this world. The tortilla, warm and slightly charred, had that unmistakable homemade texture that held everything together beautifully. The carne asada was tender, juicy, and packed with smoky, savory goodness. The pickled onions added a tangy bite, balancing the richness of the meat, while the cilantro brought in freshness. Then came the sauces—each one delivering a different level of spice and depth, from a smooth heat to an intense, lingering burn that kept me going back for more. Every element fused together into something unforgettable. The textures, the bold flavors, the heat, it was all just next-level. If you’re looking for a place that serves authentic, no-nonsense, flavor-packed food, Machetes is the spot. I’ll definitely be back, and next time, I might just take on the full-sized Machete! Read less

This place was good back when they first opened. Now they serve you strange dog meat on your machetes. It's not good when you're chewing on cartilage half the time. Stop cutting corners for ... Read more

This place was good back when they first opened. Now they serve you strange dog meat on your machetes. It's not good when you're chewing on cartilage half the time. Stop cutting corners for profit Machetes!! Bring back the quality steak meat! 👎 Read less

Arrive 1 pm, upon entering, you noticed it is very quiet and nobody is at the front. But sooner or later, someone does come out to attend you. You have to order at the cashier and they give you the f... Read more

Arrive 1 pm, upon entering, you noticed it is very quiet and nobody is at the front. But sooner or later, someone does come out to attend you. You have to order at the cashier and they give you the food. The extra ingredients are out, unpacked, open air for anyone to grab, even for mosquitos and flies. (I only found mosquitos on said day I attended) Some tables looked dirty, and others looked fairly clean. I chose the closest one to me, but I don't think they wiped the table down. When I received my order, it was a very large plate. I forgot a machete was that large. But I still ate it all. I was very full afterwards. Food was good. Atmosphere felt very lonely and dry, that not even the cashier wanted to be there. Service was rather quick compared to other Mexican restaurants I have gone to. I was recommended the Pastor meat, which I think was relatively good. Some extra fatty meats here and there, but overall good. Read less

I never leave bad reviews, but this was ridiculous. This was our first time and will be our last time here. I ordered a burrito dinner with beans and rice, and when i called about my side missing she ... Read more

I never leave bad reviews, but this was ridiculous. This was our first time and will be our last time here. I ordered a burrito dinner with beans and rice, and when i called about my side missing she stated the rice was IN MY burrito! The rice was added to my burrito and charged for $3.63 for the side of rice. The reciept does state an ORDER of rice. Maybe if they got off their airpod they would be able to concentrate better on the client's order. Terrible service. Read less